February 2012
162 posts
inmyvan:
max i have to write a paper about benjamin franklin but i kept accidentally writing brother franklin cause brother frank’s on my mind…always. ALWAYS
love
forever
this caesar dressing is making me want to kill myself
F U →
Hey, Daily Illini, I would appreciate it if you stopped publishing my work gossip as a dumb article in your stupid student newspaper. And if you had done a better job you would have been writing about people masturbating in public and books with cumshots inside. Who really gives a fuck about a condom in the lost and found?
i feel bad for monique (and women)
for having to sit to pee
get your dress all wet
and send it to me
